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  • iPhone user:

    I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

  • Android user:

    Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

  • iPhone user:

    I just like this pho-

  • Android user:

    The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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Convo between my 7year-old students today

  • Josie:

    I have a new crusshhhhh

  • Matt:

    Me too! On a boy!

  • Pearl:

    You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

  • Matt:

    Yeah he's really cute.

  • Pearl:

    Oh.

  • (pause for a bit)

  • Matt:

    Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

  • Me:

    Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

  • Matt:

    Really?

  • Josie:

    YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

  • Matt:

    Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

  • Dave:

    (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

  • (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

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